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1 - Needs Nothing - Except a Big tow truck.
2 - Easy Project Car - Completely disassembled, bring many Big boxes.
3 - Minor Rust - Major rust you can't see.
4 - Hurry, Won't Last - Neither will car.
5 - Low Mileage - Only 190,000.
6 - Convertible - After driving under truck.
7 - Runs Great - Down Hill
8 - Alarm - Wires are cut to sell stolen Car.
9 -Nice Stereo - To overcome exhaust noise.
10 - New Paint - Great Job of covering rust.
11 - Needs Paint - To cover rust.
12 - All Options - 8-track player.
12 1/2 - Only 48,000 Miles - Actually 348,000 miles.
14 - Rare Model - One of 800,000 made.
15 - Fully Loaded - Seller is too.
16 - Must Sell - Need bail money.
17 - Must Sell - Before the law finds seller.
18 - Drives Like a Dream - Nightmare.
19 - Reliable - Don't leave the neighborhood.
20 - Daily Driver - 500 miles a day.
21 - Only Driven Sundays - Sunday is race day.
22 - Engine Rebuilt - Looks like it after Engine degreased
23 - Doesn't Smoke - No oil to burn
24 - Trans. Rebuilt -  Sawdust used to make it quiet.
25 - Summer Fun - Roof leaks in winter.
26 - Summer Fun - Won't make it to fall.
27 - Hurry, Won't Last - Neither will car.
28 - New Tires - Retreads 6 years ago.
29 - Well Maintained - Oil changed every other leap year.
30 - Always Garaged - Embarrassed to leave it outside.
31 - Family Owned - Driven by 5 teenagers.
32 - Fully Restored - By J. C. Whitney parts
33 - Tags Till Next Year - Stolen year sticker.
34 - Moving, Must Sell - Off to jail, need bail money.